As is already possible for other major cities around the world, you can now use Google Maps to virtually drive around Tokyo and enjoy 360 degree views of the cityscape. Here’s Shibuya Crossing.
Tag: google
For some reason, Google loves me.
There are a number of search terms for which my blog ranks very, very highly:
- Used Panty Machine: #3 and 4 out of 1,850,000. I have to say I’m very proud of this. (P.S. There are NO used panty vending machines in Japan.)
- Used panty: #21 in Yahoo (Welcome, all you sick wankers!)
- Chikan: #3 in Google Images, the photo of the guy I caught (SERVES YOU RIGHT, FU*KER!!), #8 in Google
- Mouthcam: #4, 5, and 6! Take THAT, porno industry!
- Groping Women: #2, the podcast about the guy who groped my wife who I nearly beat to death (OK, well, actually I only bitchslapped him) then had thrown in jail
- Herro: #2 Why the hell are people searching for herro, and why are there over a quarter of a million pages with the word?
- Japan podcast: #5
- Bleach blonde: #6
- How to become a Japanese Citizen: #6 (I’m still American, but I’m kinda sorta thinking about it…)
- Conveyor belt sushi: #5
- Burma Myanmar: #1 at blogsearch.google.com …Huh?
By far, most people who land here from Google are looking for used panties or videos or stories about groping women. In other words, one-handed typists wearing only one sock, and it’s not on their foot. (Here, let me help you out: “Lunch Lady.” “Ann Coulter.” “Condoleezza Rice.” “Janet Reno in a thong.” “Your grandmother is watching you from heaven right now.” Finished yet?)