From now on in my podcasts, I’m going to ramble, stutter, sniffle, repeat myself, etc. in homage to my new hero, Maria, the world’s most horrible singer.
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A Podcast! Oliver and Me
We stated off in Shibuya, took a little stroll through the Chocolate Rain, and ended up outside my house having a late night chat in lawn chairs.
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Last but not least, a Podcast
Music by:
- I’s CUBE (Like them? Yes? No?)
- Some guy playing outside of Akabane station
Wanna see the chumbucket?
- Fill out this survey
- Link to me from yer blog
- I forget what the third thing was…oh yeah! Gimme some money. (How could I forget that?)
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Verklempt in the car
Tony, Andy and I are in the car in this episode talking about various stuff, including my stories about when Tony and Andy were born. I had a binaural mic clipped to each visor. You can hear my voice crack as I remembered a little too vividly how hard it was to watch my wife suffer through hours and hours of labor. I’m not saying it wasn’t hard on her–of course it was– but it was hard for me too. And very emotional.
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Purely Pachinko
Some caveats:
- This is 40 minutes long. That’s how long it took for me to lose 1000 yen. Some will love it being that long, some won’t.
- I completly disown the part where I said, “Yeah Baby! Keep puttin’ out!” It didn’t sound as funny as I thought it would. In fact, I sound quite pathetic. I apologize.
- It sounds boring on speakers, but absolutely amazing on earbuds. In fact, it sounds like you’re sitting right in front of the machine playing.
- I have no idea how the pachinko machine knew my name and kept calling it out
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The lost episode that wasn’t lost
It turns out I did hit the record button.
My annual mohawk. It only lasts for about ten minutes. Just long enough to freak out my wife and kids.
Bonus photo: Me without the goatee. I started growing it back right after I took the pic.
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The Ass Hair Burger Festival
The underreported reason behind Mixi’s stock taking a nosedive less than a month after its stock went supernova on its first day of trading.
Please don’t post any personal details about the people involved, or even links to information. If you feel the need to know more, Google it.
Music by Plastic Soul Band
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This is what a chikan looks like
On the train to work this morning, I grabbed the hand of a guy who was feeling up the ass of a young woman in front of me. He was caught and the three of us went to the police station. Unfortunately the woman decided to not press charges so I just wasted two hours. At least the incident will be put on the groper’s record.
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How I Met My Wife
Music by Sophia Ramos, not Sonya Ramos. Her voice reminds me a little of the lead singer of La Oreja de Van Gogh.
Here’s the post I talked about from BoingBoing.net about smoking etiquette in Japan.
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Used Panty Vending Machines and other Bulls#!+
In respone to the comments to this post on Digg.com:
Repeat after me: There are no used panty vending machines in Japan. The third most common vending machines after soft drinks and smokes aren’t the ones for porn. We don’t have supermarkets staffed by robots. You don’t see “many many bars and other services that have big signs saying ‘NO FOREIGNERS’.” Are the Japanese “beta testers for future technology”? I don’t think so. At least not the ones in my neighborhood.
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